February 2012
182 posts
rate my dong
i need a dong rating asap
who wants to join me in my fort
no boys allowed plz
beemela:
titty quake. let em rock.
beemela:
sometimes, you just gotta let your boobs breathe. you gotta let them loose.
Anonymous asked: What if your true beloved was @lord_voldemort7 HAHAHA the premise of the question fell apart within seconds of it being typed.
Anonymous asked: who is a cool person. name one. tell me who is cool.
Anonymous asked: how sensitive are your nips
Anonymous asked: would you date a girl with a seriously unfunny twitter feed
Anonymous asked: Tell me about your nipples.
ihko:
Thongu: just think about how many dicks chie can fit into her mouth
ihko: none because she’s a lesbian
Thongu: correct
NO
i should probably update this confirm/deny →
Watchsheeples:
pizzaforpresident:
adrianshhh:
best thing on the internet
i didn’t see that coming
Farted
oh that’s right
kiraboshi:
i hate that i get so embarrassed so EASILY i literally blush at things happening on the internet and its so dumb but i cant HELP IT
aibous:
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way
how am i even going to live the rest of my life
Special Valentine's Poems For That Special Someone...
Roses Are Red/Violets Are Blue/I’m A Top Conservative On Twitter/And So Are You
Roses are red/Poppies are red/Raw meat is red/I have a thing for blood
Amy Rose is red/Sonic is blue/I love making erotic fanart of them/And you hate me for it.
Reddit is red/Their balls are blue/Embarrassed they had to shut down the kiddie porn forums/And they have nothing to jerk off to
Roses are...
Anonymous asked: i am sailing what color drysuit should i purchase, yello or blue thank you