welp i’m gonna scream forever now because I JUST STEPPED BAREFOOT ON A ROACH
thisemptybox replied to your post: For the record, I’m Psyduck you responded to all of them but mine you’re a jerk maybe i don’t want people to know about my hot butt >:(
tetrishouse answered your question: what pokemon am i & why? slowking, because you really gotta put on some pants bro MAKE ME
For the record, I'm Psyduck
Because I’m adorable and wield amazing powers but I’m mainly useless due to my constant headaches.
johnnyaloha answered your question: what pokemon am i & why? Jynx, cause you got big ol’ lips that I want to smooch. pucker up ;*
foolserrant answered your question: what pokemon am i & why? bulbasaur cause hes number 1 it was my hat, mister krabs i was number one
what pokemon am i & why?
femmeboi: holy SHIT guys did you know that boys can wear dresses TOO?!?! holy fuCK boys can wear dresses and makeup and nailpolish and STILL BE BOYS! wow boys can be femme and girly and still identify as male wow amazing hi im alex and wearing dresses fucking rules
r3nly: I remember this one time, a girl on here made a post about how she didn’t believe in gay marriage because civil unions were good enough, or something like that. I saw the post because people I followed were reblogging it and calling her really horrible names, like homophobic cunt or bigoted piece of shit, and telling her to go fuck herself or throw herself off a bridge and die, and stuff...
Anonymous asked: I assume you like making stupid people get super-mad at you. And you are Kermit.
Anonymous asked: you really want people to ask you things on here. i don't know if you have the same empty void in your soul that you want to cram attention into like me or if you're famous or something. don't know whether to sympathize you or admire you for straight up admitting you want attention and love. probably the latter.
steffalopod asked: disney, muppets, horney
Anonymous asked: you seem not very kawaii at all. stop masquerading
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want. okay yeah
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Anonymous asked: you follow me and never tweet at me :(
plazismanly asked: why do you CONSTANTLY tweet at steff?
grrrlscouts replied to your post: why do you CONSTANTLY tweet at steff? what the hell lol who even asked this lmao i wish i knew
Anonymous asked: why do you CONSTANTLY tweet at steff?
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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
right now or whenever i get back from grocery shopping y’know, either/or
femmeboi: sonickunderground replied to your post: my partner as an aquacadet has double the notes as… i want to be a cadet :( your super power is a falsetto screech so high that it shatters glass ahahahaha oh my god
foolserrant asked: dammit why can't you guys stop using lame ass twitter and get on tumblr instead
nekonekonekomata asked: Never stop making random dudes mad on twitter.
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Anonymous asked: Are you just trollin irl have it all together & hot chix, ikea furniture and stufffff??????? even if not I wont be disapoint
Nothing makes you question your life more than...
Just sitting in bed, eating slimy discs of meat, and talking about a speedrun of the NES game A Week Of Garfield. Were you aware that people find me attractive?
kungfu-grip answered your question: *v* gosh why am i so handsome? its because you are part puppy arfe
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in magic in a brony's heart?
*v* gosh why am i so handsome?
Anonymous asked: hi
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bitterbrujita asked: how do u feel about interspecies relationship's