put a “hi” in my ask box and I’ll personalize a list of reasons why you should think I’m great
August 2012
- Women: A real man appreciates a woman's body the way God made us. Real breasts hang, haven't you heard of gravity? I can't help these stretch marks or uneven symmetry of my labia, accept me how I am
- Men: Cool, I'm uncircumsized by the way.
- Women: EWWWWWWWWW FORESKIN, its ugly, why didn't your parents have a piece of your penis cut off so it would please me aesthetically!
- steff: does this actually ever happen
- lauren: I am pretty sure it never happens
July 2012
I wanna make out and destroy property.
Are you a quirkyalone? →
quirkyalone.net
One of my friends just introduced me to this wonderful concept.
“A quirkyalone is someone who prefers to wait for the right person to come along rather than dating indiscriminately. […] They would rather spend time hanging out with friends, people with whom they have a real rapport, than endure a bad date.”
whereas we normal people absolutely love being in uncomfortable situations with people we don’t feel good being around because all we are interested in from other people is wet dicks and big pussys
i hate this bullshit
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
hi it's me
1. First impression: This guy who made the Wind Waker LP is pretty funny.
2. Truth is: You are pretty funny! Also a good pal and an excellent foil and good sport for all the playful mockery a couple of us have given you over the years.
3. How old do you look: Like a 22 year old babe.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: A constant stream of chuckles come from me when we’re in a call together.
5. Have you ever made me mad: I may have seemed mad during Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak but in actuality…………………
6. Best feature: Your ability to bend your body to fit into a hole in the wall.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I wanna hang out, does that count? Does hanging out count as a crush?
8. You’re my: good buddy, the Sagrus.
9. Name in my phone: Ambisagrus
howdy doody
1. First impression: Who’s THIS wrestling loving dorkus?
2. Truth is: You’re a cool dude with good jokes and good art who happens to also be a wrestling loving dorkus.
3. How old do you look: 22 maybe?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: well i mean
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope nope nope!
6. Best feature: Your sense of humor and your incredible generosity. I’m still super thankful for your gift last year.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope
8. You’re my: Fellow goofy art friend
9. Name in my phone: n/a
i’m having a lot of trouble answering the others and i’m really sorry and i wish i could know all of you better and augh :(
hi @Nomnot can't get tumblr to work so i'm doing this from here
1. First impression: This girl is pretty sweet but she’s already in a relationship :(
2. Truth is: You are sweet and far more than that. Strikingly beautiful, remarkably caring, hilarious, intelligent, my best friend and my favorite person on the planet.
3. How old do you look: 19
4. Have you ever made me laugh: You make my laugh at least 10 times a day, minimum.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Never ever.
6. Best feature: Your amazing sense of humor, your willingness to deal with my bullshit and bad jokes, your piercing eyes, your amazingly soft hair.
Also your boobs and butt are pretty nice.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
8. You’re my: Perfect second half.
9. Name in my phone: Christina
PLAZ
1. First impression: PLAZ
2. Truth is: PLAZ
3. How old do you look: PLAZ
4. Have you ever made me laugh: PLAZ
5. Have you ever made me mad: PLAZ
6. Best feature: You’re a really funny dude with a penchant for good art. I should also really ask for a demonstration already.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: PLAZ
8. You’re my: PLAZ
9. Name in my phone: PLAZ
HOWDY Y'ALL I'M AMBISAGERS
1. First impression: wow this guy sure likes fo- heyyyyyyyyyyy wait a minute
hi (this is flamedrake) (I don't have a proper tumblr)
1. First impression: You were probably with Nate or Voidburger and I thought you were pretty funny, odds are.
2. Truth is: You’re a good LPer and a good(er) friend :)
3. How old do you look: I’ve never seen what you look like but I’m going forrrrr 22/23?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Sure!
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope!
6. Best feature: Your talent at Law and/or Order. And Sonic 2006, surprisingly.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah
8. You’re my: Gud Bud
9. Name in my phone: Yer not in there either.
hi there
1. First impression: lol blunts
2. Truth is: You’re a rad/funny dude who shares my caustic self-awareness of enjoying Homestuck.
3. How old do you look: I’ve only seen like one picture but 21???
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Plenty.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Never.
6. Best feature: That one time you really fucked up a tweet (actually your funny comedy jokes)
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah
8. You’re my: Contemplative Kirby Egbert
9. Name in my phone: You’re not in my phone!!!!!
hi alex!!! hey!!! how are ya
Hello Lauren!!!!
1. First impression: Oh it’s Ben’s little sister.
2. Truth is: I’m bummed we sorta dropped out of contact for a couple years, but we came back together stronger than ever as comedy powerhouses (you moreso)
3. How old do you look: 18.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Consistently.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nop
6. Best feature: Your Rad Teen Lifestyle
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah
8. You’re my: Old Time Pal
9. Name in my phone: you’re not in my phone or skype oh fuck what do i do
hi
1. First impression: Buh fuck this dude is like 14 and way funnier than me. Holy shit I’ve known you for like 4 years.
2. Truth is: You’re maybe my oldest internet friend and still one of the coolest and funniest people I know.
3. How old do you look: 18
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Givin me giggles since 08 or before!
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nah
6. Best feature: Your deep knowledge of music, film, obscure video games like Surgical Strike or Bouncers: The Game Where YOU Are The Ball
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nuh
8. You’re the: Hoagster
9. Name in my phone: SKYPE??? SKYPE.
hi
1. First impression: I don’t even remember. Presumably we met in a stream but man I don’t recall.
2. Truth is: You’re an incredibly kind and loving dude who is way too hard on himself.
3. How old do you look: 20 - 22.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yo, so many times.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nah.
6. Best feature: You’re an incredibly open and honest guy and I like that a lot about you.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope
8. You’re my: Compatriot. I’m running out of friend synonyms.
9. Name in my phone: LOOK, I NEED TO KNOW IF SKYPE COUNTS. THIS IS URGENT.
HI
1. First impression: Twoson??? Why?????
2. Truth is: You’re one of my best internet friends and incredibly generous because for some reason you’ve given me upward of like 3000 something Microsoft Points without me asking.
3. How old do you look: You know, I’ve never seen a picture of you, but you soundddddd 20? I’m gonna go with 20.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Absolutely
5. Have you ever made me mad: No siree.
6. Best feature: Your voice whenever you do a character.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.
8. You’re my: Polynesian Pal
9. Name in my phone: You’re not in my phone. Does Skype count? Is Skype a thing that counts?
HI!!!!
1. First impression: Who’s this smart, funny person who followed me on twitter dot com?
2. Truth is: You are legit one of my favorite people in Twitter.
3. How old do you look: Hmm 23/24 maybe?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: V. often
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope
6. Best feature: You have nice eyes and a rad funny bone.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I’ve told you before that you’re good looking but it’s only a friendly twittercrush.
8. You’re my: Buddy, my Acquaintance, my Friend
9. Name in my phone: You’re not in there even though I’ve actually called you more times than most people who are actually in my phone(twice).
