Disney and Muppets and Nothing Else

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hiya guys

i just took this picture and i’m….handsome????

i’m handsome??????????

there is now an image on the internet of me drinking a dole whip while wearing a dole whip shirt

hello ladies anybody got tickets to the gun show?

because i could really use some tickets. are you scalping?

i’m very wary of my own nonexistent muscles as it is

hating followup

i’m home, i’m handsome and i’m hating (on you)

nomnot:

still my favorite picture of my boyfriend ever

same. this is legit the best picture of me.